"Can you feel drops?" - BBQ at Darby's!

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It's Barbie Time
I was waiting at a customer services station at Asda when a woman in front of me was returning a disposable barbeque. When asked why she was returning the barbeque, she replied,

"There was no meat in it!"
The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbeque was simply to cook the meat and it did not include any food. Whereupon, the customer looked very embarrassed indeed.
The assistant checked the receipt and asked: "There are 3 barbeques on here, are you returning the other two as well?"
"I can't, said the woman, "they are at home in the freezer."

FREE 'Ring of Kerry' Tour + 3 Nights B&B

The 'Ring of Kerry' Tour was recently voted in the top 10 most scenic drives world wide.

*** This is your chance to take the tour for FREE! ***

A bus will collect you from the hotel and drop you to the door at the end of the day.The Ring of Kerry route is located on the Iveragh Peninsula and is an area of outstanding natural beauty, with mountains, woodland, lakes and waterfalls. Kenmare Bay to the South, Dingle Bay in the North and the Atlantic Ocean to the West surround this Peninsula which boasts 75 miles of beaches. After taking in the awe inspiring sights, you can relax in Darby's cosy Lounge and listen to the live entertainment with a creamy pint of porter.

This package includes 3 nights bed and full Irish breakfast each morning.

Total package price: €150 per person sharing

Single supplement: €60

Book online at: http://www.darbyogillskillarney.com/rates.html (See 'Value Breaks')

Or phone: +353 (0)64 66 34168

Family Offer - FREE trip to pet farm + 3 nights B&B

School Holidays = Bored Kids - Darby has the answer!

Enjoy 3 nights B&B at Darby O' Gill's and we will give the whole family a day out on us! Children are sure to have a fantastic time at nearby Kennedy's Pet Farm and Playground. Pets from fur to feather, indoors and outdoors, ready to be cuddled, fed and admired - deer, pot bellied pigs, piglets, calves, sheep, lambs, goats, kids, donkeys, foals, rabbits, guinea pigs, cute cuddly puppies. Ducks, ducklings, geese and goslings in the pond. "Freddy" the scarecrow and mother hen brooding over her fluffy chicks, while the peacock struts her stuff. Children can have a free ride on one of the gentle ponies. Just remember to bring your camera!

Total package price: €330 (Valid for up to 2 adults & 2 children)

Book online at: http://www.darbyogillskillarney.com/rates.html (See 'Value Breaks')

Or phone: +353 (0)64 66 34168

Family Break - 2 B&B + Free Pass to Leisure Centre

Book this offer and receive FREE admission to Killarney's new 'Aura Leisure Centre' on one of the days you are staying; valid for up to 2 adults and 2 children. The nearby Leisure Centre has a state of the art gym and a fabulous 25 metre swimming pool to keep your little ones entertained for hours! Offer also includes 2 nights en-suite accommodation in a spacious family bedroom with a full Irish breakfast each morning.

Total package price: €220

Book online at: http://www.darbyogillskillarney.com/rates.html (See 'Value Breaks')

Or phone: +353 (0)64 66 34168

Free Family Trip to Crag Cave + 2 nights B&B

This B&B package includes 2 nights en-suite accommodation in a family bedroom with a full Irish breakfast each morning and admission to Crag Cave.

Crag Cave is an all weather visitor attraction, located in Castleisland, Co. Kerry.The cave was discovered in 1983 and is thought to be over one million years old. It is a magical wonderland of stalagmites and stalactites. Guests will enjoy a guided tour of the Cave and admission to the Childrens Adventure Centre (Suitable for 0-12 year olds).Kids will love the Mega Astra Slide, Crawl Tubes, Cannon Guns, Spiral Slide, Crazy Maze, Ball Juggler, Rope Bridges, Ballpools, Crag Cliff, Wild West Rhodeo Bull and new Laser Disco Room!

This package is valid for up to 2 adults and 2 children under 16 years***

Total package price: €220

Book online at: http://www.darbyogillskillarney.com/rates.html (See 'Value Breaks')

Or phone: +353 (0)64 66 34168